horse shampoo?

so i get up wednesday morning and am about to walk out of my room in my underwear and tshirt from bed when i hear whistling and knees rubbing against our wood floor. i remember its Virginia day and i thought i'd spare Virginia so i walk back out in shorts and my hair was a mess. i get my special k and poor it in the bowl. she comes out from the laundry room and tells me good morning, our weekly routine. usually she's rambling and i'm shaking my head and smiling at everything she says, when all of a sudden i hear the phrase, "i bought you shampoo."
what? i thought she was confused and went about my day. when i got in my shower that night there sat a fat bottle of shampoo and conditioner, need i remind you horse shampoo and conditioner. i went to my mom and said, "i asked for regular shampoo. this has to be a joke."
Virginia offered this, cause she thinks my hair falls out way to much from my discusting shower. my mom got into to it too, and bought me the conditioner. but honestly, horse shampoo?
what thoughtful people.